[pullquote_left]Can’t..Stop..The..Panic!”[/pullquote_left]
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A must-have for any parent
The subtitle of this book really says it all: How to endure and possibly triumph over the adorable tyrant who will ruin your body, destroy your life, liquefy your brain, and finally turn you into a worthwhile human being. If you are/know a pregnant person, or perhaps someone who recently popped out a wee geekling, this book is a must-have.
Just take a look at some of the answers to these burning questions:
Q: How can I be sure I’m pregnant?
A: Torso swells gradually until baby falls into underpants.
Q: Did I just pee myself?
A: Yes.
Q: What happens if I have sex during my pregnancy?
A: Your baby will be born with a full, lush beard.
Q: How can I tell if I’ve chosen the wrong pediatrician?
A: He/she can’t pronounce “stethoscope.”
Q: How do I make sure my baby loves me back?
A: Voodoo.
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